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14 Jul 2017 20:18 #211063 by Wayne
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Pyroclasm wrote: I'm on one of those last episodes where the main characters are now married and the punchlines are so stale even the audience struggles to laugh on cue. How do you switch series?


Hmmmm, supernatural is on season 12....Simpsons like 30? We need to get on those shows...

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15 Jul 2017 13:31 #211071 by Pyroclasm
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I'll go on the Simpsons as long as I can be a spider pig and doing whatever a spider pig does.

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

If there is nobody that hates you, then you are doing something wrong.
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15 Jul 2017 14:20 #211073 by FIllet
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Lol, Homer and his spider pig on the ceiling.
Cartoons we can kinda relate to.
Uncle grandpa and all this modern shit, tigers that fart rainbows and fly. Need to smoke weed to laugh at that shit.

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15 Jul 2017 14:21 #211074 by FIllet
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Getting old

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15 Jul 2017 17:57 #211078 by Wayne
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FIllet wrote: Getting old

lol, yeah...I feel it...aches n pains....ailments. And used to get annoyed with the old folks complaining of same when I was a kid...

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19 Jul 2017 10:19 #211115 by GrootD
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.9 Iron"

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.

The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit.$3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 17-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

Be Humble, Be Hungry, Be the Hardest worker in the room!
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20 Jul 2017 11:51 #211130 by Jono77
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21 Jul 2017 11:42 #211137 by Jono77
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05 Aug 2017 13:40 #211583 by Rooi Bul 86
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It is on you. It always has been...

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18 Jan 2018 17:50 #214185 by Jono77
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24 Jan 2018 18:24 #214251 by Pyroclasm
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Well... TECHNICALLY SPEAKING.....

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

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25 Mar 2018 09:56 #215089 by zaino
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13 Jun 2018 01:33 #216265 by Pyroclasm
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein

If there is nobody that hates you, then you are doing something wrong.
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