Jokes

Oupa wrote: She will make a comeback and the outcome will be different. But ye, she got knocked the fuck out lol

Honestly I'm happier that Holly won, than Ronda lost if that makes sense. I don't follow UFC closely, but I like Holly's demeanour and attitude a lot. Plus Ronda not touching gloves, eish, respect the ring.

Its called "grootkop" There is always someone else out there that's catching up to you, now hopefully her "ego" also took the knock it deserved.

Oupa wrote: Its called "grootkop" There is always someone else out there that's catching up to you, now hopefully her "ego" also took the knock it deserved.

Agree. Same thing happened to Anderson Silva IMO. Started clowning around because he thought he was untouchable and fell short. Gotta treat every opponent as if he's / she's better than you.

I'll just leave this here....



Just found it amusing. Not sure if he got inspiration from the Magic: The Gathering card, not really relevant.

Busted!

My man! Nothing wrong with a light game of Magic brah.

^^^^ Please tell me that's photoshop :ohmy: Like WTF?! Not even a shark is going to attack that.

What Compound could lead to that? Superdrol? Tren?

Rooi Bul 86 wrote: What Compound could lead to that? Superdrol? Tren?

Breastfeeding!! :silly:

Rooi Bul 86 wrote: What Compound could lead to that? Superdrol? Tren?

Puberty gone wrong.

Fakey_AK wrote: ^^^^ Please tell me that's photoshop :ohmy: Like WTF?! Not even a shark is going to attack that.

Shooped for sure. It still freaks me out though.

Hey Furk, did u see that "beauty and the beast" video on Rich's YouTube? :lol:

PumpSeeker wrote: Hey Furk, did u see that "beauty and the beast" video on Rich's YouTube? :lol:

There is a series, like a few of the 5% couples, haven't watched it though yet. All respect for Rich and Sara, but c'mon, everybody pulls that "one last rep face" that can look like an orgasm face hehehe. I stick my tongou out for goodness sake!

Furk wrote:

Bwahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Day made!

Sticking to my New Years resolution like:

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lbs program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."

He lost 33 lbs that week..

hey guys i know this is off topic but can somebody please tell me how i can view pictures? i really cant figure out how to do it

big daddy 08 wrote: hey guys i know this is off topic but can somebody please tell me how i can view pictures? i really cant figure out how to do it

On what platform are you on mate? Pictures should be visible by default.

I didnt' want to post this in Admin's AS Supplement thread 'cause I felt it would be inappropriate, so here we go:
I'm trying to get this supplement I formulated and designed approved for production, but so far nobody is willing to make it.






Hint: If you don't get it, read the ingredients

Hahahaha grap gat