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Ondier
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29 Oct 2013 07:04 - 29 Oct 2013 10:19 #155097 by Ondier

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I had to share this

"Captain, they have us surrounded"
"Excellent, we can fire on all directions"

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Oupa
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07 Nov 2013 14:49 #156265 by Oupa

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FIllet
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13 Nov 2013 14:20 #156765 by FIllet

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Without a doubt I would rather walk through...

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Oupa
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13 Nov 2013 14:27 #156766 by Oupa

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HAHAHA, stop licking and follow me Fillet!

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FIllet
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13 Nov 2013 14:30 #156767 by FIllet

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LOL Oupa

Wonder what stories you tells your grandkids

All about juice and how to not lick homeless dudes balls

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Pyroclasm
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13 Nov 2013 14:33 #156769 by Pyroclasm

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Fillet, follow me I´m right behind you!

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FIllet
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13 Nov 2013 14:37 #156770 by FIllet

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Pyroclasm wrote: Fillet, follow me I´m right behind you!

that's more like it, Oupas not half the man I am

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Oupa
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13 Nov 2013 16:49 #156806 by Oupa

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FIllet wrote:
Pyroclasm wrote: Fillet, follow me I´m right behind you!

that's more like it, Oupas not half the man I am

I always knew Pyro likes giving it and you like taking it from behind. This confirms it. Fokken Oliebore ! :lol:

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FIllet
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13 Nov 2013 17:10 #156808 by FIllet

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Aaaaaai, wednesday is my only day for boys and I like em big and strong like you oupa. Day is over so wait your turn for next wednesday :ohmy:

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Pyroclasm
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13 Nov 2013 20:26 #156829 by Pyroclasm

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As long as I'm giving and not receiving it's all good, playa! :kiss:

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FIllet
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14 Nov 2013 07:46 #156878 by FIllet

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We will see bud, I was taught from a young age that giving is important and not expecting in return. I am getting old now so those ways are stuck in my head. I will need to give a lot so expect to receive. :evil:

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Rhino
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14 Nov 2013 08:14 #156883 by Rhino

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You guys just made me vomit I little bit in my mouth... :lol:

Go big or go home...

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Oupa
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20 Nov 2013 21:13 #157606 by Oupa

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Pyroclasm
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11 Jan 2014 11:51 #159598 by Pyroclasm

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Paused Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory to get a Snickers and a Milka Slab. This is why I can´t watch Breaking Bad..

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Pyroclasm
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31 Jan 2014 09:31 #160555 by Pyroclasm

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If you live in Gauteng you will get this..

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admin
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31 Jan 2014 10:47 #160573 by admin

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Pyroclasm wrote:

If you live in Gauteng you will get this..

Very sharp, I didn't get it until I read your hint.

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Oupa
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31 Jan 2014 12:51 - 31 Jan 2014 12:51 #160589 by Oupa

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Baie skerp Pyro, ek sal dit toets op my kar vir ET, enige iets vir bikes ? :whistle: :evil:

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Pyroclasm
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01 Feb 2014 14:26 #160649 by Pyroclasm

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Soos Northboy se: As jy regtig goed kan bike ry haal net jou nommerplaat af.

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NorthBoy
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11 Feb 2014 07:48 #161154 by NorthBoy

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Live each day as if it's your last, love those close to you !

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Rhino
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11 Feb 2014 08:00 #161156 by Rhino

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Shame that may never happen to poor Shorty :lol:

Go big or go home...

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NorthBoy
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11 Feb 2014 16:23 - 11 Feb 2014 16:30 #161176 by NorthBoy

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Polisie: “Klop klop.”
Gammat: "Wiesh daar?"
Polisie: "Dis die Polisie."
Gammat: "Wat de f*k soek djulle?"
Polisie: "Ons wil praat."
Gammat: "Hoeveel is djulle?"
Polisie: "Ons is 2."
Gammat: "Nou f*kken praat met mekaar!"

Live each day as if it's your last, love those close to you !

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bones
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13 Feb 2014 16:28 - 13 Feb 2014 16:31 #161280 by bones

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Oupa
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05 Mar 2014 16:42 #163094 by Oupa

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Cyclo
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05 Mar 2014 17:14 #163099 by Cyclo

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Oupa wrote:

hahahaha. THis has happened to me. In pharmacy we type the latin abbreviations to save time.

the correct shorthand for this is 1C TDS PO PC P&F but this pharm abviously typed 1C TDS PO PV instead of PC. Hence the massive Fubar. (C & V are next to each other on the keyboard.

Another one is PRN (pro re nata - as required) ofetn on the lable when I check it says PORN so have to quickly correct.

Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.

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Furk
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25 Mar 2014 08:02 #164809 by Furk

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