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Pyroclasm
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29 Sep 2013 21:31 #152322 by Pyroclasm

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Vlug SAL 235 is in die lug. Die Kaptein heet almal welkom met die gewone klomp aankondigings, maar vergeet om die aanboord intercom daarna af te sit.

Hy sit agteroor en sê vir die co-pilot. "Sit hom op autopilot, - ek gaan nou gou n lekker k@k vang en dan gaan ek daai nuwe waardin met die groot blou oë spyker".

Die passasiers stik in hulle kos van skok terwyl die lugwaardin cockpit toe hardloop.

'n Ou oom vang haar aan die skirt en sê; " stadig suster, die Kaptein gaan eers k@k!".

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Oupa
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29 Sep 2013 22:56 #152336 by Oupa

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fred03
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30 Sep 2013 16:20 #152427 by fred03

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die top punt van armoede in brakpan is as jou ma "polony" en "kaas" op jou brood skryf met n koukie! :lol:

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Pyroclasm
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04 Oct 2013 14:36 #153063 by Pyroclasm

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Oupa
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04 Oct 2013 15:19 #153080 by Oupa

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Lol check this oke.

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thePridge
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04 Oct 2013 15:41 #153082 by thePridge

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LOL... Hard Eddy

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Fakey_AK
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04 Oct 2013 17:27 #153101 by Fakey_AK

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"The hardest lift of all, is your ass of the couch!"

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Samuel Johnson

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Oupa
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16 Oct 2013 15:20 #153904 by Oupa

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Muscleaddict
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16 Oct 2013 23:40 #153968 by Muscleaddict

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FIllet
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17 Oct 2013 15:43 #154078 by FIllet

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View My Video

WTF, hahaha.

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Oupa
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17 Oct 2013 15:47 #154080 by Oupa

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Ag no man WTF !! haha

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Oupa
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17 Oct 2013 17:17 #154100 by Oupa

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I found an incident where roidrage cant be blamed

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Pyroclasm
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18 Oct 2013 10:47 #154126 by Pyroclasm

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Dogtertjie met pasgebore katjies sit op sypaadjie. Jacob Zuma kom verby en vra watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is ANC katjies.

Volgende dag is hy terug met 'n hele TV span en vra haar weer watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is DA katjies. Hy se maar gister was dit dan ANC katjies! Sy sê toe, maar vandag het hulle ogies oopgegaan.

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Oupa
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18 Oct 2013 12:34 #154152 by Oupa

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fred03
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18 Oct 2013 12:36 #154154 by fred03

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Pyroclasm wrote: Dogtertjie met pasgebore katjies sit op sypaadjie. Jacob Zuma kom verby en vra watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is ANC katjies.

Volgende dag is hy terug met 'n hele TV span en vra haar weer watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is DA katjies. Hy se maar gister was dit dan ANC katjies! Sy sê toe, maar vandag het hulle ogies oopgegaan.

lekker lag ek vir die droë joke

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Pyroclasm
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18 Oct 2013 13:05 #154166 by Pyroclasm

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fred03 wrote:
Pyroclasm wrote: Dogtertjie met pasgebore katjies sit op sypaadjie. Jacob Zuma kom verby en vra watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is ANC katjies.

Volgende dag is hy terug met 'n hele TV span en vra haar weer watse katjies is dit. Sy sê dit is DA katjies. Hy se maar gister was dit dan ANC katjies! Sy sê toe, maar vandag het hulle ogies oopgegaan.

lekker lag ek vir die droë joke

It´s like a Savannah.

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Pyroclasm
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20 Oct 2013 16:00 #154291 by Pyroclasm

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Oupa
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20 Oct 2013 20:52 #154315 by Oupa

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Dirty minded people will get this...

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Rhino
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22 Oct 2013 20:29 #154546 by Rhino

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Go big or go home...

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Muscleaddict
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24 Oct 2013 13:12 #154788 by Muscleaddict

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Did you guys see the new stamp with Zuma on? The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking properly to envelopes. After a full investigation they finally determined that there is nothing wrong with the stamps. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.

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NorthBoy
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24 Oct 2013 13:29 #154793 by NorthBoy

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Ons krag was hierdie naweek af en ek kon nie op my pc werk nie, of tv kyk nie, of met die playstation speel nie.

Dit het gereen, so ek kon nie tuinwerk doen, gaan visvang of golf speel nie, so, toe gesels ek maar met my vrou vir so paar uur.

Sy klink nogals na 'n baie aangename persoon....

Live each day as if it's your last, love those close to you !

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Oupa
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24 Oct 2013 13:44 #154797 by Oupa

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Sy sal jou bliksem as sy dit lees hahaha.

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Kkkyle
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24 Oct 2013 14:46 #154801 by Kkkyle

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Love the buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! :evil:

I'd rather die standing than live a life on my knees.

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sindromeart
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24 Oct 2013 14:56 #154802 by sindromeart

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Hoekom drink Brakpanners so baie as hulle na 'n braai toe gaan?
Sodat hulle kinders nie kan ruik hulle het vleis ge-eet as hulle by die huis kom nie!

Believe that which you understand and nothing ells. . .

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FIllet
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28 Oct 2013 12:45 #155039 by FIllet

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Clearly he has trouble sleeping without it...

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