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Furk
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17 Aug 2013 07:28 #147798 by Furk

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Herbst wrote: Wtf- I reckon that's dedication boet.

At work I wear a hard-hat quiet often, so I taped steel shackles to the inside of the helmet, that way I get a neck workout while I am on the job. Next step is ankle and wrist weights :cheer:

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Herbst
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17 Aug 2013 07:30 #147799 by Herbst

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Furk- u are a special kinda person man- but that's awesomeness if it works for you.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,it's the size of the fight in the dog

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Furk
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17 Aug 2013 07:36 #147801 by Furk

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Herbst wrote: Furk- u are a special kinda person man- but that's awesomeness if it works for you.

I wanted to increase my neck strength... just in case one night when I go out for a drink... I randomly get involved in a scrum...

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Herbst
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17 Aug 2013 07:37 #147802 by Herbst

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Bahaha

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,it's the size of the fight in the dog

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Furk
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17 Aug 2013 09:47 #147803 by Furk

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Oupa
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20 Aug 2013 11:13 #148045 by Oupa

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Herbst
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20 Aug 2013 11:27 #148048 by Herbst

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There goes the water bill- everyone need a vibrant shampoo

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,it's the size of the fight in the dog

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gambit
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21 Aug 2013 14:52 #148170 by gambit

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:S :S

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vega5
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21 Aug 2013 15:26 #148174 by vega5

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gambit wrote: :S :S

Wow, what a clown. You gotta love that final "thumbs up"

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RvP
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22 Aug 2013 09:33 #148299 by RvP

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FIllet
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22 Aug 2013 09:37 #148302 by FIllet

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That was some funny shit RVP.

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Pyroclasm
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22 Aug 2013 10:09 #148313 by Pyroclasm

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In brakpan kom die hoerskool vroeer uit as die laerskool sodat hulle hul kinders kan optel by die skool.

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FIllet
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22 Aug 2013 10:12 #148314 by FIllet

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and that is true Pyro, catch a drive through there and you see many 16 year olds with two prams and a man that is about 3 times there age. You need your passport to pass through the pan...

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fred03
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22 Aug 2013 10:53 #148327 by fred03

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Pyroclasm wrote: In brakpan kom die hoerskool vroeer uit as die laerskool sodat hulle hul kinders kan optel by die skool.

mike van benoni vra vir kallie van brakpan:" wie was eerste, die hoender of die eier?"
kallie se: " nee ek weet nie, ek het nie eers geweet hulle het gedice nie pel!

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p1et
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22 Aug 2013 11:35 #148335 by p1et

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Hoekom drink die ouers van brakpan so baie bier? Sodat hul kinders nie kan ruik dat hul vleis geeet het nie.

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Oupa
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22 Aug 2013 11:39 #148339 by Oupa

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Hahaha sies

Dis soos Pyro gese het, hy maak die honde in die aande toe sodat sy kinders kan buite speel.

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Pyroclasm
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22 Aug 2013 12:35 #148361 by Pyroclasm

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Nee man ou! Dis anders om- hulle maak die kinders in die aande toe sodat die honde kan buite speel sonder vrees.

Avbob begrafnis dienste se advertensie in Brakpan koerant: "Koop jou gat nou dan sien jy hom later!"

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p1et
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22 Aug 2013 12:36 #148362 by p1et

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Lmga:D

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Pyroclasm
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22 Aug 2013 12:38 #148364 by Pyroclasm

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Brakpan seuntjie se eerste dag op skool en die juffrou vra wat se werk doen sy pa.
Seuntjie: “My pa is ‘n towenaar juffrou. Hy saag mense in die helfte.”
Juffrou: “En hoe kry hy dit reg?”
Seuntjie: “Ek weet nie juffrou, maar op hierdie dorp het ek 6 half boeties en 4 half sussies.”

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Oupa
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22 Aug 2013 13:20 #148376 by Oupa

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Pyroclasm wrote:
Avbob begrafnis dienste se advertensie in Brakpan koerant: "Koop jou gat nou dan sien jy hom later!"

Dis kak snaaks !

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RvP
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23 Aug 2013 15:08 #148701 by RvP

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Know the difference!

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RvP
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24 Aug 2013 00:13 #148779 by RvP

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epic movie!

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Kkkyle
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25 Aug 2013 02:23 - 25 Aug 2013 02:28 #148844 by Kkkyle

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Still eludes me as to how people come up with some of this.

Love the buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! :evil:

I'd rather die standing than live a life on my knees.

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Pyroclasm
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25 Aug 2013 13:07 #148873 by Pyroclasm

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Lesson: Don´t fuck with the insane- you will get your ass handed to you!

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RvP
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25 Aug 2013 22:34 #148947 by RvP

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My favourite chocolate

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