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RvP
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27 Jun 2013 22:20 #142888 by RvP

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Pyroclasm wrote: When you said super cow I immediately thought of this:

If you know who this is, you had an awesome childhood!

Haha Super Cow Aroscaties!!

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Teebag
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28 Jun 2013 08:54 #142900 by Teebag

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Pyroclasm
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28 Jun 2013 18:34 #142991 by Pyroclasm

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I just peed!! Funniest. Shit. Ever!

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28 Jun 2013 19:09 - 28 Jun 2013 19:10 #142993 by admin

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RvP wrote: Haha Super Cow Aroscaties!!

Super Cow al rescate!

It's spanish for "Super Cow to the rescue!"

(Yes I'm a cow fan :lol: )

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RvP
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28 Jun 2013 19:58 #142994 by RvP

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admin wrote:
RvP wrote: Haha Super Cow Aroscaties!!

Super Cow al rescate!

It's spanish for "Super Cow to the rescue!"

(Yes I'm a cow fan :lol: )

Lol there was an episode where chicken had to be super cow and he pronounced it a-ro-scaties! Was quite hilarious

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Kkkyle
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30 Jun 2013 20:39 #143058 by Kkkyle

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Moo

Love the buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! :evil:

I'd rather die standing than live a life on my knees.

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Oupa
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04 Jul 2013 23:55 #143472 by Oupa

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@ Muscleaddict

Why did you upload your facebook profile pic under your 2009 album, this was April 2012...

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Pyroclasm
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05 Jul 2013 09:20 #143486 by Pyroclasm

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Ouma en haar kleinseun loop rond in die winkels.
Ouma: "Diploma, bring vir my die suiker en sit neer daai pak lekkers."

Kassier: "Is daai kind se naam rêrig Diploma, tannie ?"
Ouma: "Ja dit is."

Kassier: "Hoekom noem julle hom Diploma ?"

Ouma: "Want ek het my dogter kollege toe gestuur en dit is wat sy teruggebring het huistoe."

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RvP
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05 Jul 2013 14:46 #143533 by RvP

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Cant argue with logic...

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RvP
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05 Jul 2013 15:15 #143538 by RvP

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wtf?

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Ontong
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08 Jul 2013 09:00 #143626 by Ontong

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Any more pics of this dude, but from the front. :blush:

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Zyzz fauurrrkkk!!!!
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08 Jul 2013 16:53 #143684 by Zyzz fauurrrkkk!!!!

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Son one day comes from school very confused at what his friends were talking about. So he went to his dad in the study room and asked him:
Daddy daddy, what is a clitoris?

Dad replied:

Damn son, I can't remember now, you should have asked me last night when I had it on the tip of my tongue.

SUCCESS TRAINS!!!

FAILURE COMPLAINS!!!

REMEMBER...

MUSCLES ARE TORN IN THE GYM :angry:

FED IN THE KITCHEN :woohoo:

AND BUILT IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oupa
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09 Jul 2013 12:18 #143735 by Oupa

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Pyroclasm
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09 Jul 2013 21:39 #143787 by Pyroclasm

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Oh fuck....

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Pyroclasm
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09 Jul 2013 22:04 #143791 by Pyroclasm

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Here is my motto for the week!

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Oupa
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11 Jul 2013 13:37 #144004 by Oupa

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@ Pyro. Enjoy it

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admin
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11 Jul 2013 14:00 #144009 by admin

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Pyroclasm wrote:

Oh fuck....

haha, I would have never thought a candle can become hot enough to melt aluminium. Eish.

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Pyroclasm
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17 Jul 2013 21:49 #144465 by Pyroclasm

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Brandewyn is n goeie lakseermiddel se hulle. Drink dit en kyk hoe vinnig kak jou vrou in ha broek!

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SV
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18 Jul 2013 09:08 #144487 by SV

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Die probleem is nie my vrou wat kak in haar broek nie, ekt teveel brannas as gedrink, nog voor sy kans kry om in haar broek te kak, sit ek al klaar met 3 briekstrepe!

Life is not about finding yourself, Life is about CREATING yourself!

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Muscleaddict
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21 Jul 2013 22:32 #144723 by Muscleaddict

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:blink: :blink: :blink:

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Pyroclasm
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22 Jul 2013 07:51 #144728 by Pyroclasm

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The text for that pic reads: "This is why emergency rooms were invented."

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Oupa
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22 Jul 2013 21:30 #144805 by Oupa

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Pyroclasm
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23 Jul 2013 12:21 #144839 by Pyroclasm

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And fuck these 6 fish in particular...

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Pyroclasm
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24 Jul 2013 20:10 #145000 by Pyroclasm

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Emma Watson at the Harry Potter premier: "Thanx to everyone who came!" No problem Emma..

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Pyroclasm
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24 Jul 2013 21:38 #145033 by Pyroclasm

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I wonder how much maternity leave Kate Middleton will take before she goes back to doing nothin.

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