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Pyroclasm
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12 Sep 2012 13:39 #121875 by Pyroclasm

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I just peed my pants!

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MRfeathers
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12 Sep 2012 13:42 #121876 by MRfeathers

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ha ha i remember this. it was classic :lol:

keep calm and listen to Feathers

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Byron182
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11 Oct 2012 12:46 #125192 by Byron182

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Pumba sees Timone lying squashed in the road,
Pumba walks up to Timone and says
"Timone what happened"
Timone replies
"a-kont-in-a-tata"

DO NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

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p1et
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12 Nov 2012 15:12 #128138 by p1et

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p1et
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23 Nov 2012 19:44 #128879 by p1et

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p1et
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04 Dec 2012 06:17 #129595 by p1et

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Oupa
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06 Dec 2012 16:26 - 06 Dec 2012 16:27 #129804 by Oupa

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..........

Dink julle mense wat hakkel krap hulle cd's aspris sodat hulle kan saam sing ?

Ek vra net..........

Last edit: 06 Dec 2012 16:27 by Oupa.

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SV
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07 Dec 2012 09:01 #129839 by SV

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wortelstrok wrote: ..........

Dink julle mense wat hakkel krap hulle cd's aspris sodat hulle kan saam sing ?

Ek vra net..........

fkn briljant!

Life is not about finding yourself, Life is about CREATING yourself!

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bones
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07 Dec 2012 16:07 #129884 by bones

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p1et
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09 Dec 2012 16:38 #129927 by p1et

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bones
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11 Dec 2012 14:24 #129991 by bones

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p1et
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23 Jan 2013 11:48 #131954 by p1et

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Pyroclasm
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26 Jan 2013 12:01 #132141 by Pyroclasm

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What if guys and girls swapped roles at the gym?

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Waldu
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28 Jan 2013 20:10 #132213 by Waldu

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www.slicktiger.co.za/2010/02/09/the-slicktiger-guide-to-
klapping-gym-boet/

the only place were 'success' comes before 'work' is in the dictionary

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p1et
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05 Feb 2013 18:57 #132692 by p1et

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VonD
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14 Feb 2013 20:56 #133358 by VonD

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p1et
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15 Feb 2013 09:50 #133383 by p1et

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SPUNKYDELUXE
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15 Feb 2013 11:00 #133386 by SPUNKYDELUXE

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As mense van verskillende lande n storie begin vertel begin hulle gewwonlik met:

Engelsman: A long long time a go.....

Amerikaner: Once upon a time.....

Suid afrikaner: ONTHOU JY DAAI AAND WAT ONS SO POES DRONK WAS.........

STATS
HEIGHT:176 CM
WEIGHT:97 Kg
AGE: 33
BODY FAT: 15%

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Pyroclasm
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19 Feb 2013 11:55 #133560 by Pyroclasm

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Impotency: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'..

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Pyroclasm
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20 Feb 2013 19:57 #133628 by Pyroclasm

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p1et
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17 Mar 2013 19:01 #134818 by p1et

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Pyroclasm
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25 Mar 2013 13:30 #135188 by Pyroclasm

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Kkkyle
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01 Apr 2013 10:54 #135433 by Kkkyle

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Dat progress

Love the buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn! :evil:

I'd rather die standing than live a life on my knees.

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p1et
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07 May 2013 20:17 #137706 by p1et

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Oupa
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08 May 2013 15:34 #137846 by Oupa

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