Jokes

Special promotion on at Land Rover dealers !
If you buy a Landy you get a Jack Russel for free.
When you break down alongside the road you don't have to walk alone.
:lol:

This should help when considering a girlfriend/wife

Have her fill it out and see how she ranks :woohoo:

Haahahahhahaha! :lol:

ha ha ha the best

Haha
Can you locate the tricep

The best

Elke oggend betree die trotse hoenderhaan die hoenderhok. Saggies soen hy nege van tien henne. Maar van die tiende hoenderhen pluk hy 'n veer. So gaan dit aan van dag tot dag.... die nege gesoende hoenders is bly, en die tiende hoender dra die pyn geduldig.Maar op die 14de dag het die hoenderhen nou genoeg van hierdie prosedure gehad en sy skree vir die haan: "Jy kom elke oggend breebors hier ingestap en soen al die nege ander henne. Maar by my pluk jy 'n veer! Wats jou plan??? Die haan fluister in haar oor:? Vir jou wil ek kaalgat sien, Skattie!?


Die vrou stap 'n petshop binne en soek 'n papegaai.

Shopkeeper wys haar n papegaai wat sy eie persoonlikheid het.

Shopkeeper:" Vra di papegaai iets."
Vrou vra die papegaai:"Hoe lyk ek vir jou?"
Papegaai antwoord:"Soos n slet!"
Vrou is baie upset en kla by die shopkeeper. Hy gryp di papegaai en
hol agtertoe waar hy die papegaai in 'n emmer koue water dompel. "Nou
gedra jy vir jou en antwoord die vrou op 'n ordentlike manier!", se di
shopkeeper vir die papegaai.

Hy bring die papegaai terug en gooi hom inni hok en se vir die vrou:
"Vra hom weer iets"
Vrou: Ok. As ek by die huis kom met 'n man, wat sal jy dink?
Papegaai: Hy is jou man
Vrou: Met 2 mans?
Papegaai: Jou man en sy broer.

Vrou: Met 3 mans?
Papegaai: Jou man, sy broer en jou broer.

Vrou: 4 mans?
Papegaai: Ag bring die f@kken emmer hier, ek het jou gesê sy is 'n slet!!

 

How do you fit 50 babies in a bucket? With a blender.

How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

I spent R 39 000 on a boob job for the wife.
She was delighted.
I spent another R 27 000 on a nose job for her.
She was ecstatic.
I spent R 22 000 on liposuction for her
and she was over the moon.
I spent R 300 on a blow job for myself
and she goes' fucking mental.
Women ............. !!!

Waldu wrote: I spent R 39 000 on a boob job for the wife.
She was delighted.
I spent another R 27 000 on a nose job for her.
She was ecstatic.
I spent R 22 000 on liposuction for her
and she was over the moon.
I spent R 300 on a blow job for myself
and she goes' fucking mental.
Women ............. !!!

:silly:

this was yesterday at my gym.look at the form
s1175.photobucket.com/albums/r635/vond3/...1-20120605-1633.mp4L ]

VonD I approve of your bucket!

Stanabolic wrote: VonD I approve of your bucket!

Thanks -time-dedication-perfection

VonD wrote: this was yesterday at my gym.look at the form
s1175.photobucket.com/albums/r635/vond3/...1-20120605-1633.mp4L ]

Taking videos of deadgoat again hey.. Damn he has a strong leg press.

Hahahahaha how did you manage to film him without noticing?

I would love to film some guys in my gym EISH! :whistle: :pinch:

Edited due to racism and not seen fit to be on the forum.

gorilla wrote: Hahahahaha how did you manage to film him without noticing?

I would love to film some guys in my gym EISH! :whistle: :pinch:

Bro i just started recording haha.you cant see but there is like 20 people behind me laughing at him haha

VonD wrote:

gorilla wrote: Hahahahaha how did you manage to film him without noticing?

I would love to film some guys in my gym EISH! :whistle: :pinch:

Bro i just started recording haha.you cant see but there is like 20 people behind me laughing at him haha

Kids....should post this one in that other thread of stuff you knew when you started training.

eish on the jewish ones bro..

rest are funny haha

CHAPEL wrote: eish on the jewish ones bro..

rest are funny haha

Well, i rather think the baby ones are not funny, i actually find it rather sadistic!

All those jokes are sick! Not cool.

Admin should remove them.

its just jokes i dont think he intended them to do harm.

NorthBoy wrote: Special promotion on at Land Rover dealers !
If you buy a Landy you get a Jack Russel for free.
When you break down alongside the road you don't have to walk alone.
:lol:

Next time I see a jack russel I am going to run it over on principle. With my land rover.

How to deal with assholes.... 9gag.com/gag/4371876

F**king hilarious!

VonD wrote: this was yesterday at my gym.look at the form
s1175.photobucket.com/albums/r635/vond3/...1-20120605-1633.mp4L ]

I nearly pissed my pants

vega5 wrote:

VonD wrote: this was yesterday at my gym.look at the form
s1175.photobucket.com/albums/r635/vond3/...1-20120605-1633.mp4L ]

I nearly pissed my pants

As did the whole gym :lol: