Jokes

Toe ek n kind was het my ma my kafee toe gestuur met 'n R5 noot en dan het ek terug gekom met 'n sak meel, 3 brode, 2 liters melk, 'n dosyn eiers, 1kg kaas, 'n hele pak lekkers paer pakie sigarette en 'n groot polony. Jy kan dit nie meer vandag doen nie daars te veel security kameras!

Maraai se vir Gatiep. "Weet jy dat Hyenas net elke twee jaar paar". Gatiep. "Maar dan het hulle mos fokkol om oor te lag"

Gatiep en Meraai loop by die vismark, maar hulle het nie geld nie. Meraai gryp 'n snoek en steek dit in haar panty weg. "Nei man Meraai, dit gaan mos stink!" sê Gatiep. "Dis oraait Gatiep" sê Meraai. "Ek sal die snoek se neusgate toedruk!"

vond work on those quads bud

Chapel no need to be mean i am trying :lol: :lol:

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A Jewish businessman in New York decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oy, vey," said the father. "Vot haf I dun?"

He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask... I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do. So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask... I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.

Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask... I, too, sent my Son to Israel . .

ha ha ha ha ha thats hilarious

rvp01 wrote: ha ha ha ha ha thats hilarious

Remember, if you suck out a woman's moisture and shower with protex you have no fear of catching HIV.

Funny how that moron believe HIV is caused by bacteria.

ha ha ha only in Zimbabwe bud

Sorry for the previous one posted wrong link!

The England Rugby Team visited an Orphanage this morning. "It was heartbreaking to see the sad faces." said Sipho aged 6.

Pulling out of Iraq

ha ha ha ha ha ha what the f*** is this world coming to?

Ha Ha Ha where do you guys find this SH?@! :woohoo:

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rvp01 wrote: ha ha ha ha ha thats hilarious

Remember, if you suck out a woman's moisture and shower with protex you have no fear of catching HIV.

Funny how that moron believe HIV is caused by bacteria.

And not so far from here a dumbfuck President believes a shower does the trick.......

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