Jokes for 2011

was shopping earlier when I saw that, couldn't help but chuckle..

Maths conundrum: 3 people check in to a hotel and each pay R10. Later on the hotel gives them a group discount of R5. This R5 is given back to the 3 guests by a waiter, and they tip the waiter R2, and split the R3, each pocketing R1. So they each paid R9 (R10-R1). So they paid R9 x 3 which is R27, plus the R2 for waiter equals R29. So where is the missing R1???? Have fun

Zeus wrote: Maths conundrum: 3 people check in to a hotel and each pay R10. Later on the hotel gives them a group discount of R5. This R5 is given back to the 3 guests by a waiter, and they tip the waiter R2, and split the R3, each pocketing R1. So they each paid R9 (R10-R1). So they paid R9 x 3 which is R27, plus the R2 for waiter equals R29. So where is the missing R1???? Have fun

There is no missing Rand. 30-5 is 25. 25/3 is 8.333. so they paid 9.333 not R9.

Wayne wrote:

Zeus wrote: Maths conundrum: 3 people check in to a hotel and each pay R10. Later on the hotel gives them a group discount of R5. This R5 is given back to the 3 guests by a waiter, and they tip the waiter R2, and split the R3, each pocketing R1. So they each paid R9 (R10-R1). So they paid R9 x 3 which is R27, plus the R2 for waiter equals R29. So where is the missing R1???? Have fun

There is no missing Rand. 30-5 is 25. 25/3 is 8.333. so they paid 9.333 not R9.

They paid R27 in total and not R29.
They give him only one tip and in the end he gets a extra one.
So each guest paid R9 and that includes the tip

iMan wrote: They paid R27 in total and not R29.
They give him only one tip and in the end he gets a extra one.
So each guest paid R9 and that includes the tip

The first and last sentence is correct, it's key to remember the tip is included with the R9.

Each guest's spendings:
Hotel minus discount: R10 - (R5 / 3) = R8,33
Waiter: R2 / 3 = R0,67
Total spendings: R9

So each of the three guests spent R9 making the total expenditure R27. Since each received R1 back the total will add up to R30. So there is no missing money, they just had too much to drink and falsely accused the poor black waiter for stealing.

Koos is by 'n kroeg en probeer 'n engelse girl optel. Na so 'n paar shooters sê hy "does we goes to my place or yours?" the girl says "but I'm on my menstrual cycle"to which koos replies "ag man dis fokkol, we will somma laai it on my bakie!"

LOL @ Admin

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% BUT SHOULD’VE GOTTEN 100% FOR THE FRESH PERSPECTIVE
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> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
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> * his last battle
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> Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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> * at the bottom of the page
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> Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
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> * liquid
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> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
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> * marriage
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> Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
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> * exams
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> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
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> * Lunch & dinner
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> Q7. What looks like half an apple?
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> * The other half
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> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
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> * it will simply become wet
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> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
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> * No problem, he sleeps at night.
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> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
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> * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
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> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
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> * Very large hands
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> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
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> four men to build it?
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> * No time at all, the wall is already built.
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> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
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> *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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I got this flyer at the robots in Durban the other day

Haha, maybe I should give Dr. K. Yusuf a call?

Number 7 and 15 (The first no 15) will be pretty useful.

People PLEASE don't ask Santa for the sexiest most built person alive as this years xmas gift.
I'm so tired of waking up in a box!!!