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:clapclap :rock :hahaDie Bulls Supporter
a. Persoonlikheid
Jy, as die gemiddelde Bloubul ondersteuner, se IK verskyn agter op die rug
van jul kaptein se trui. Saterdae, vir 80 minute lank, roteer een breinsel
tussen jou en die 70 000 ander soos jy. "Liefling" en "Bloubul" was vooraf
in jou memory chip in geprogrammeer. Jy ry waarskynlik 'n 4X4, dra
"two-tone" hemde, PT-broeke en rugbykouse. Jou selfoon is waarskynlik groter
as jou tottie, maar beslis kleiner as jou snor. Jou bek is die grootste op
enige "party".
b. Gunsteling voertuig
Enigiets wat duurder as jou buurman s'n is. Waarskynlik 'n Prado, Mercedes
of Audi.
c. Gunsteling Dop
Brannas en Castle, want dit maak jou dapper genoeg om jou vrou by die huis
te gaan probeer bliksem nadat jou span (alweer) verloor het
Sharks
a. Persoonlikheid
Jy is 'n undercover moffie al het jy 'n vrou en tien kinders. Jou vrou is
heel moontlik ook queer of alternatiewelik 'n "sex change". Jy dra Raybans
en fokken lelike klere. Jy het vasgesteek by Bob Marley en rook steeds boom
saam met jou oupa.
b. Gunsteling voertuig
Onder die dekmantel van "karre is wêreldsgoed" ry jy alles wat kak is omdat
jy niks beter kan bekostig nie.
c. Gunsteling Dop
Enigiets wat jy verniet kan kry. Sedert die einde van Lion Ale is jy basies
gefok!
Cheetahs
a. Persoonlikheid
Jy gee die konsep "oningelig" 'n heeltemal nuwe betekenis. Besoekers aan
Bloemfontein beland elke keer by die Ford-garage wanneer hulle verwysings
vra na die naaste Escort Agency! Die enigste ding platter as jou provinsie
se vlaktes is jou kop. Die feit dat jy nog altyd dink dat die "stock
exchange" vendusie-krale is, is bewys hiervan.
b. Gunsteling Voertuig
Enigiets wat met diesel werk. Jy is diesel-befok. Selfs jou dogter se nuwe
vibrator is diesel-aangedrewe.
c. Gunsteling Dop
Shooters. Enige shooters. Vandat jou seun op Tukkies studeer, het shooters
veld gewen in jou provinsie.
Stormers
a. Persoonlikheid
Die enigste organisme meer arrogant as jy, word nog ontwikkel.. Jy verkeer
skynbaar onder die indruk dat alle lede van homo- sapiens moerse beïndruk is
met 'n platberg, suurwyn en vrot snoek. Jou "laidback" lewensstyl is jou
verskoning om luigatgeit te regverdig. Jou idée van "foreplay" is 'n
losskrum.
b. Gunsteling Voertuig
Iets met wiele, maar verkieslik rónde wiele.
c. Gunsteling Dop
Met die koms van Tik is dop nie meer belangrik nie, maar op die fly sal jy
waarskynlik 'n paar mondevol bloutrein bitter moeilik kan weerstaan.
Lions
a. Persoonlikheid
Jou oumagrootjie was die eerste prostituut op die Johannesburgse goudvelde.
Jy gaan kyk net rugby op Ellispark as jou span wen. Ellispark is dus 'n
uiters vreemde planeet vir jou. Anders as ander spanne se ondersteuners moer
jy jou vrou wanneer jou span wen. Dus is jou uitgebreide familie reeds vyf
geslagte sonder vroueslaners.
b. Gunsteling Voertuig
Enigiets wat maklik gesteel kan word.
c. Gunsteling Dop
Vodka, Black Label en Cutex-remover.
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A couple with a child are in court to finalise their divorce.
Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: why not?
Child: he beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: Bafana Bafana.
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!
Ayoba!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
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North_Boy1 wrote:
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
Hmm... :hmm
Well that might explain one or two things about you... I guess now we know why your "soldier" doesn't perform with women!
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North_Boy1 wrote:
Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?
Hmm... :hmm
Well that might explain one or two things about you... I guess now we know why your "soldier" doesn't perform with women!
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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
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