lees!!!!!!!

Ha ha NB1, ek't dit gesien want ek bly daar! :dance

missiondh wrote:

Ha ha NB1, ek't dit gesien want ek bly daar! :dance

Ek hoop nie dis 'n familie lid van jou nie? Ek sal my dood skaam as niemand in my familie 'n Julius Malema hemp moet dra...

Is dit nie die N2 wat oor die klein en groot brak reviere is nie?

Nee my moer!! Ek sal hom skiet as hy sulke kak dra! ha ha

Ja dit is ja! Fokkit dis kak warm vandag, ek gaan in daai rivier gaan lê!

missiondh wrote:

Nee my moer!! Ek sal hom skiet as hy sulke kak dra! ha ha

Ja dit is ja! Fokkit dis kak warm vandag, ek gaan in daai rivier gaan lê!

hehe... Hoor dit is glo die droogste daar in 130 jaar? Ons huis in Danabaai se gras is seker moer toe gebrand en die tuiniers vat soms kanse en maak nie die goed nat nie. Hoop net dit gaan lekker weer wees Desember as ek daar in daai valley kom draai.

Ja dis erg, ons mag nie ons karre was nie en so aan!! Hul wil die plekke toe maak soos Hartenbos ATKV (resorts). Hul jaag al klaar mense weg en gee hul geld terug want dis so droog hier. Ons moet dan bietjie kuier??

missiondh wrote:

Ja dis erg, ons mag nie ons karre was nie en so aan!! Hul wil die plekke toe maak soos Hartenbos ATKV (resorts). Hul jaag al klaar mense weg en gee hul geld terug want dis so droog hier. Ons moet dan bietjie kuier??

Eish, so dit gaan taamlik stil wees oor die vakansie. Sure, ek sal jou mail en dan kan ons ontmoet.

Ek hoop nie so nie dit sal ons arme klein ekononmie hard moer as jul "big spenders" nie kom nie LOL. Sal great wees...

North_Boy1 wrote:

Die lyk van ‘n jong man is gisteraand met laagwater onder die N1 brug in die
Klein Brak rivier deur 'n hengelaar gevind , het die Mediabeampte van die
plaaslike Polisie berig.

Die oorledene se naam sal eers bekend gemaak word sodra sy naasbestaandes in
kennis gestel is.

Dit wil voorkom of die oorledene onder die invloed van drank was toe hy die
rivier probeer oorsteek het.

Die oorledene was swaar gegrimeer en was geklee in visnetsykouse, ’n kort
rooi miniromp en ’n geel Malema T-hempie.

‘n Komkommer was ook in sy anus gevind.

Om sy familie en naasbestaandes die verleentheid te spaar het die polisie
die jongman se hemp verwyder.

My japanese is a bit off today...

Did that just say a young drunk guy was found dead in a river under the highway in a fishing net with a yellow Malema T-shirt and a cucumber up his arse???

Hey guys, has everyone seen this video yet?
I don't wanna sterotype but apparently it was a BLONDE WOMAN in a BMW...

Inja wrote:

Hey guys, has everyone seen this video yet?
I don't wanna sterotype but apparently it was a BLONDE WOMAN in a BMW...

How the f#ck did she do that?

I dig the way she just drives off-can you imagine you come back to find someone drove over your car?

North_Boy1 wrote:

Die lyk van ‘n jong man is gisteraand met laagwater onder die N1 brug in die
Klein Brak rivier deur 'n hengelaar gevind , het die Mediabeampte van die
plaaslike Polisie berig.

Die oorledene se naam sal eers bekend gemaak word sodra sy naasbestaandes in
kennis gestel is.

Dit wil voorkom of die oorledene onder die invloed van drank was toe hy die
rivier probeer oorsteek het.

Die oorledene was swaar gegrimeer en was geklee in visnetsykouse, ’n kort
rooi miniromp en ’n geel Malema T-hempie.

‘n Komkommer was ook in sy anus gevind.

Om sy familie en naasbestaandes die verleentheid te spaar het die polisie
die jongman se hemp verwyder.

WTF???

Yohimbe wrote:

How the f#ck did she do that?

I dig the way she just drives off-can you imagine you come back to find someone drove over your car?

Apparently she pushed on the gas peddle instead of the brake.
She is going to court for failing to stop at the scene of an accident after one of the victims recognised the car soonafter the incident was caught by CCTV.

Inja wrote:

Yohimbe wrote:

How the f#ck did she do that?

I dig the way she just drives off-can you imagine you come back to find someone drove over your car?

Apparently she pushed on the gas peddle instead of the brake.
She is going to court for failing to stop at the scene of an accident after one of the victims recognised the car soonafter the incident was caught by CCTV.

You would think she'd have realised this half way up the bonnet of the first car.

Inja wrote:

North_Boy1 wrote:

Die lyk van ‘n jong man is gisteraand met laagwater onder die N1 brug in die
Klein Brak rivier deur 'n hengelaar gevind , het die Mediabeampte van die
plaaslike Polisie berig.

Die oorledene se naam sal eers bekend gemaak word sodra sy naasbestaandes in
kennis gestel is.

Dit wil voorkom of die oorledene onder die invloed van drank was toe hy die
rivier probeer oorsteek het.

Die oorledene was swaar gegrimeer en was geklee in visnetsykouse, ’n kort
rooi miniromp en ’n geel Malema T-hempie.

‘n Komkommer was ook in sy anus gevind.

Om sy familie en naasbestaandes die verleentheid te spaar het die polisie
die jongman se hemp verwyder.

My japanese is a bit off today...

Did that just say a young drunk guy was found dead in a river under the highway in a fishing net with a yellow Malema T-shirt and a cucumber up his arse???

Inja, you nearly cracked it there..... :haha
The deceased was under the influence of alcohol, he had lots of make-up on, wore fish net stockings and a red mini skirt, had yellow JM t-shirt on.
Had cucumber up the anus.
To spare his family the embarrasment the police removed the JM t-shirt.

(File Removed) Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

Morris,
however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits up and says,
'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to
get up in the morning... you don't.'

missiondh wrote:

Ja dis erg, ons mag nie ons karre was nie en so aan!! Hul wil die plekke toe maak soos Hartenbos ATKV (resorts). Hul jaag al klaar mense weg en gee hul geld terug want dis so droog hier. Ons moet dan bietjie kuier??

Ek hoor dit is so droog daar by julle dat as julle pis dan kom die boome nader

LOL ja hul fokken jaag al agter ons al aan die dors bliksems!

RAS DUMISANI



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A funny email from a site member...

3 men, an Irish farmer, Jacob Zuma and a Boertjie are all granted a wish
by a Genie.

Irish farmer wishes that all the land in Ireland will be the most fertile
in the world, forever and ever.

POOF, this was done in a flash and the Irish Farmer was very satisfied.

Zuma was next and very amazed and impressed at this display of power.

He started his wish: "I want all the whites to be removed from Africa and
a wall must be built around all of my black brothers and sisters to protect
them. This wall must be so high and so strong that no whites can come into
our land at all.

POOF, this was done in a flash. A great wall surrounded Africa. Zuma
glowed and glared at the Boertjie triumphantly.

Boertjie said: "Before I make my wish, tell me more about this wall"

Genie: "Its 5000ft high, 5000 bricks thick, nothing gets in, nothing gets
out, guaranteed"

Boertjie lights up his pipe, smiled and said " Maak hom vol water Boet!"

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It
is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is
outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
from the rain.'

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.

But just before they enter the house,

Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family
before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack
of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in
the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table,
and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom..
'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the
dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the
dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total
silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...

Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f****** dishes!!!

Cricket - a little known fact...

The first testicular guard (box) was used in cricket in 1874 and the first
helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realise that the brain is also important.